Travelling trader

Pokke Village. 20 lines, in the order the game keeps them.

Greetin's! I jus' happen to be a travelin' purveyor of fine goods. Some insist on sayin' I'm a peddler.
I'm stockin' up on ev'ryones unwanted items. If ya got anything you be wanting, speak up. I'll sell it to ya cheap.
Sometimes, I acquire me some goods righ' cheap, so I sell 'em right cheap. Care to peruse my fine collection?
Today I'm stockin' up on ev'ryones unwanted items. If ya got anything you be wanting, speak up.
Today I got me quite a bit of cheap items, so I'm sellin' em half off. If ya be wantin' anything, speak up!
Today I did me best and got quite a stack o' great items to be sellin'! So how about you buy some of me wares!?
Wh-What!? You've learned how to be successful in all ya alchemy!?
If you're that much of an alchemy fan, I got me this here book called the Alchemy Guide.
With this book, you can do alchemy just abou' anywhere. You can use it more than me, so I'll jus' give it to ya!
Oh I beg ya pardon! If somethin' 'appens give me a shout, eh?
Well well... Ya slayed a Rathalos, eh? That makes me think jus' a lil' bit better of ya.
Speakin' of thinkin' better of things. Ya ever heard of the hero that used to live in Kokoto Village?
They say he was able to slay him a Rathalos an' a Monoblos too. If ya never seen his biography, I'll be happy to give ya a copy.
Wait jus' a sec'nd! You slayed a Lunastra!? Well we got a regular drag'n slayer in our midst!
Speakin' of dragon slayers... Have ya ever heard of the hunter who lived in Jumbo Village a lon' time ago?
I hear he slayed a Lunastra too... If ya wanna read his biography, I'll give ya a copy!
This lil' piggie right her' was born over in my place. Hey, ya' mind bein' the lil' porker's buddy for a bit?
Haha! It looks like the walkin' bac'n baby has taken a likin' to ya! I call 'im Piggie, and you can too. Take good care of 'im, k?
Greetin's! I jus' happen to be a travelin' purveyor of fine goods.
If ya got anything you be wanting, speak up. I'll sell it to ya cheap.